How exactly does space die?… Twice? Continue reading
Tag Archives: review
[Ph!GR] Animal Crossing: New Leaf
I don’t have time to be writing reviews. I got to be the mayor of the town. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Paper Mario 64
This game features a boss that is four teenage ninja Koopas. They are coloured Green, Yellow, Red and Black… Nintendo really missed a golden opportunity with that one. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] He’s lying to you. He’s not reviewing a game at all.
Gee whilikers. First Saturday with the new and improved BaconStripEmpire.com (tell your friends.) and I don’t even have an actual game review since this week is pretty devoid of game video releases. So I figured I’d share some insight on what I can only speculate is the perfect zombie apocalypse survival technique. First things first. If you don’t know anything about zombies, get out. Ok, I forgive you but only because you gave me all that money… Oh, wait.
Ok, education time. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon
Man, that annoying ghost dog can go die… Oh, wait. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is pretty good… Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Darksiders II
This is no place for a horse… Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Battleblock Theater
[Ph!GR] Bio-shockingly Infinite
When Booker drinks the Devil’s Kiss Vigor he says “You only live once.” Was that deliberate? Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Tomb Raider
eegh yeouch Continue reading