Army of Two? More like Army of Poo!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH! Continue reading
Gee… Thanks for being such a wasteland, summer.
Makes my job real easy.
The last of us? More like the last of them… That’s a terrible joke. Can I try again? Continue reading
Sassafras. Continue reading
How exactly does space die?… Twice? Continue reading
I don’t have time to be writing reviews. I got to be the mayor of the town. Continue reading
This game features a boss that is four teenage ninja Koopas. They are coloured Green, Yellow, Red and Black… Nintendo really missed a golden opportunity with that one. Continue reading
Gee whilikers. First Saturday with the new and improved BaconStripEmpire.com (tell your friends.) and I don’t even have an actual game review since this week is pretty devoid of game video releases. So I figured I’d share some insight on what I can only speculate is the perfect zombie apocalypse survival technique. First things first. If you don’t know anything about zombies, get out. Ok, I forgive you but only because you gave me all that money… Oh, wait.
Ok, education time. Continue reading
Man, that annoying ghost dog can go die… Oh, wait. Continue reading
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon is pretty good… Continue reading