The last of us? More like the last of them… That’s a terrible joke. Can I try again?

I haven’t played The Last of Us cause I don’t have a PS3. But I’m going to review it anyways, because it’s a super popular game and everyone loves it so much.

So let’s see what I can gather of the story from what I’ve seen. You play as some guy named Joe… Joel? Joel. And Joel has a beard. That’s really all you need to know about him. I guess also maybe he’s a gun smuggler and sometimes he smuggles teenage girls… That sounds so wrong. For some reason Joel has to escort a girl named “Ellie” across the Americaland and then he wins.

So, you know. There’s some stuff.

On a scale from one thing to another thing, The Fast of Pus gets a score.

What? I’ve never played it. What do you want from me?