This is no place for a horse… Continue reading
Category Archives: Phantasic Reviews
[Ph!GR] Battleblock Theater
[Ph!GR] Bio-shockingly Infinite
When Booker drinks the Devil’s Kiss Vigor he says “You only live once.” Was that deliberate? Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Tomb Raider
eegh yeouch Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Mirror’s Edge
Parkour doesn’t look that hard. You just gotta do perilous jumps across rooftops above thirty story drops down to a street where some old lady is walking and if you fall, you’re probably going to splatter yourself across the pavement in front of her, scarring her for the rest of her life. Albeit a very short one, she is an old lady after all. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Asura’s Wrath
I had a lot of Tagline ideas for this one… So, uh… Here you go.
Because screw physics.
Liam O’Brien, we need to stop meeting like this.
Who exactly do gods pray to?
The only game where fighting a giant red elephant is considered “normal”.
Press X to not die.
And finally…
I could take Asura on. Continue reading
[Because I forgot to do this yesterday] Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2
You smell dat? Smells like Hypocrisy. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Fire Emblem: Awakening
… I could be playing Fire Emblem Awakening right now. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] F-Zero GX
Sonic’s got nothing on Captain Falcon. Continue reading
[Ph!GR] Sleeping Dogs
These are not the Sleeping Dogs you’re looking for. Continue reading