Queen of the Bacon has arrived, my wonderful peasants. It is I, Bacqueen–or as some might know me–Allison Charmaine–or even Princess Allsion. Yes, yes. Hold your applause, my dear friends! I come baring wonderful news!  It is this: I am making my first post! You may applaud now! …Now! I SAID APPLAUD–thank you.

I’m going to talk about the assembling of our beautiful empire: Bacon Strip Empire. Ah, yes, our skyscrapers reach beyond the heavens with their grease, painting the skies with red and darker red and even darker red than that of which is darker red! It all began on a mid-summer’s day of June in the year of 2011. Continue reading →

I figured since I hadn’t posted anything in like a whole week!… I would post me some delicious shpeels in regards to our new movie in editing, Bank Robbery. I probably don’t have too much to say about it but this will fill up some of your time, thumbs up.

Well it was last weekend me and some chumskys were eating nachos at my place when we decided to spawn a movie. Bank Robbery is what resulted. Basically I just plopped a ski mask on my face and acted like myself. The other fellas played some folks. Anyhow majority of that video became bloopers, which we will probably release soon cause it’s the beans. And I bet you’re wondering why we didn’t post this new golden delicious video up. Too many calories in one shot isn’t good for you.

 So hopefully it should come up next week or maybe even this weekend. Until then stay classy.

So anyways, I’m sitting here trying to come up with some form of news that I could offer about the goings ons in The Empire, but alas, I have none.

I could start chatting about “Cheese Balls”, rap about a on going project in the editing phase “Bank Robbery”. But I honestly have nothing, I could talk about the new and improved script for Quest For Triumph, and how we’re going to include that second one, and probably make both at least several different videos. I could talk about our plans for shirts, or plans for LPs, but I don’t really have any news about nothing. Continue reading →

After many hours of sitting here in bed typing I finally established a beautiful masterpiece, the script for Quest for Triumph 2. In addition to that I have added a brand spanking new cast of characters for various people to act and selected some quotes from various old BSE productions to use in the video Continue reading →