As any good Baconite does on Sunday afternoon, I was surfing the web for bacon-related news when I came across the single greatest invention of my lifetime (exactly 172.396 times greater than the 3D HD Television). A bacon alarm clock. No, this is not just a bacon-shaped or painted alarm clock; this alarm clock wakes you with the smell of bacon.
See? It’s a pig!
Read the post at http://mattysallin.wordpress.com/2011/03/20/wake-n-bacon/
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Because I forgot to write one. Also, here is a picture of another adorable kitten.
As the title implies, I’m making progress on eating that fifty foot sub I bought but now for other, less important matters. It may have occurred to all, many, some, or none that I am making a second game of the game variety. Now we all loved The Quest for Triumph video game because it was so massive and took for ever to beat but I figured perhaps a game that actually is big in a not so sarcastic way would be nice too. What could this game possibly feature? This game contains REAL people in a fictional scenario. Bruce Lee you say? Yes I most certainly am in there but I’m not Bruce Lee. It also contains eleven others of the bacon variety.
The game starts off with everyone’s favorite tall super hero, Taran. He is traveling the cosmos in search for true bacon, or escaping a mad pig emperor. One of those two. Continue reading
Calen underestimates the value of Dale’s gift-giving abilities.
Well, howdy doody there children of the corn… I mean your parents. I have some important newsologies I need to retaliate to the unsophisticated chaff of this millennia’s society. Did you understand any words I just said? Neither did I.
Alright, so, Quest for Triumph. It’s been around since last summer and was filled with excitement, drama, and romance. Well, not really romance, no one fell in love or had kids or anything. This award winning short produced by yours truly, and starred yours truly, was so popular EA decided they wanted to make an award winning RPG spin-off, we kindly refused the offer and had Calen, our very own Old Man Gryph, create an RPG. Continue reading
Don’t mess with Texas!
