As any good Baconite does on Sunday afternoon, I was surfing the web for bacon-related news when I came across the single greatest invention of my lifetime (exactly 172.396 times greater than the 3D HD Television). A bacon alarm clock. No, this is not just a bacon-shaped or painted alarm clock; this alarm clock wakes you with the smell of bacon.
See? It’s a pig!
Read the post at http://mattysallin.wordpress.com/2011/03/20/wake-n-bacon/
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Because I forgot to write one. Also, here is a picture of another adorable kitten.
As the title implies, I’m making progress on eating that fifty foot sub I bought but now for other, less important matters. It may have occurred to all, many, some, or none that I am making a second game of the game variety. Now we all loved The Quest for Triumph video game because it was so massive and took for ever to beat but I figured perhaps a game that actually is big in a not so sarcastic way would be nice too. What could this game possibly feature? This game contains REAL people in a fictional scenario. Bruce Lee you say? Yes I most certainly am in there but I’m not Bruce Lee. It also contains eleven others of the bacon variety.
The game starts off with everyone’s favorite tall super hero, Taran. He is traveling the cosmos in search for true bacon, or escaping a mad pig emperor. One of those two. Continue reading
Well, howdy doody there children of the corn… I mean your parents. I have some important newsologies I need to retaliate to the unsophisticated chaff of this millennia’s society. Did you understand any words I just said? Neither did I.
Alright, so, Quest for Triumph. It’s been around since last summer and was filled with excitement, drama, and romance. Well, not really romance, no one fell in love or had kids or anything. This award winning short produced by yours truly, and starred yours truly, was so popular EA decided they wanted to make an award winning RPG spin-off, we kindly refused the offer and had Calen, our very own Old Man Gryph, create an RPG. Continue reading
Baconalen here with the latest news. It may or may not have crossed your mind that I had been designing a video game based on our Quest for Triumph video. In a period of about two weeks I completed it and sent the game to some marshmallow fellow. The game is roughly between 3-5 hours in gameplay unless you’re one-handed, in which case I suppose you’d double the time and fun.
Anyways that is said and done so now the question was… do I make another game? Well, after much discussing, planning and brainstorming with my other broskys and sisky the answer was no, I mean yes. The ideas aren’t out the roof yet but I have begun making the basic stuff for this new game. With the assistance of the Baqueen and our marshmallowy friend I will begin the new masterpiece which right now is simply titled BSE Game but that will probably change Continue reading
What’s this? Did Tyrone finally post something on this fantastic website of delicious bacon? Well, the answer is yes. You see kids, as a professional slacker/procrastinator it is my job to push things off until I finally can’t ignore the problem anymore. Coincidentally, that is what I want to talk to you all about right now. And it wasn’t a coincidence, just a really bad joke that is actually hilarious. Maybe I’ll give you some tasty pointers on how to take your procrastination skills to the next level. Just listen and follow these 5 steps and you too, could be a master procrastinator. The first thing is real easy. Whenever someone asks you to do something, just say you’ll get to it eventually. That way… I’ll finish this later.
Your friendly neighbour hood Calen here. Anyways I figured I would give a Christmas gift to you kids out there, an update about the game I’m making. As many of you know I have taken it upon myself to make a game about The Quest for Triumph. About a week ago I got my hands on an old game making engine which I was somewhat familiar with, RPG maker. In other words I am now developing an RPG (not a rocket-propelled grenade) Continue reading
