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Things I Say!!

So, I figured since it’s been a while and everyone loves to listen to me talk, I can write another blog post. None of those touchy feely will-they-or-won’t-they things, but real manly stuff that men are into like steak and muscles cars. What should I talk about? Why don’t you give me a topic?

I’m waiting…

Seriously, what the nicklepickler?

Are you go-

Oh, I can’t interrupt you while you’re thinking?

Honestly!

Ok, screw it. Continue reading

Bacon Strip Empire… the Game

Well I figured I’d have at it again so here goes. Early January I began working on some delicious project which I don’t know what to call so as for now the name is Bacon Strip Empire, the video game. In previous posts I’ve mentioned what this game consists of and so on and so forth. Basically I’m just going to write a brief update on the game’s status right now.

The storyline of the game is roughly 85% done would be my guess. Ooh, that 85 is looking pretty sweet. But yeah anyways I should have the storyline done in a week or so. Should being the key word. Or key, or or, or I don’t really know. Another factor needed in this crazy thing I call completion would be the additions of various things, which would include side quests, extra maps, additional profile information and all whatnot.

I would also go through the game and edit everything possible. I would also like to send a rough copy of the game to all my bros of the admin variety. The Baqueen (more of a sis then a bro) will finish the making of some artwork I intend to add to the game, MrMarshmallow has got his hands tied with all sorts of projects but hopefully soon I can get my hands on them, lastly PhantumFish is doing some sprite related work. Once all that is taken care of I’d like numerous test runs of the game by different individuals. After all that I’d like the game released.

The release of this Bacon action game (or Baction for short) probably won’t be until summer but if everything goes smoothly quickly then it may very well be before then. But the deadline is for around august for sure. So bye.

Ramblings, another installment from that guy no one really looks forward to seeing in their day.

So here I am, typing on my computer at an unholy hour (4 PM) just for something to do.

I don’t really have anything to say, I’m just saying what I feel like saying, nothing really applies to anything. Does that even make sense? “Nothing applies to everything”, I’m pretty sure I just unlocked the secret key to the city of the universe. Continue reading

The Little Boy Who Cried Bacon-Killers

Sit down, my dear peasants. The queen is going to read you a story.

There once was a little boy named Bacon. He was a farmer’s son, who grew large fields of various pork meats–bacon being the majority of the crops. One day, Bacon was skipping through the beautiful red-and-white-striped fields of his father’s bacon farm, smelling the wonderful aroma that of which was bacon. But on that fateful day, he had tripped upon a bacon root and face-planted into the dirt. When the little boy got up, he realized he had better things to do than riskily skip through the bacon fields. He decided…to run into the village of Baconavia, that in which he resided, and shout some words.

“The Bacon-killers are coming!” The boy cried with all his little brains. “The Bacon-killers are coming!”

The Baconavians rushed out of their houses, crying and running for the hills, taking all the bacon they could carry. But when they realized Continue reading