What’s this? Did Tyrone finally post something on this fantastic website of delicious bacon? Well, the answer is yes. You see kids, as a professional slacker/procrastinator it is my job to push things off until I finally can’t ignore the problem anymore. Coincidentally, that is what I want to talk to you all about right now. And it wasn’t a coincidence, just a really bad joke that is actually hilarious.  Maybe I’ll give you some tasty pointers on how to take your procrastination skills to the next level. Just listen and follow these 5 steps and you too, could be a master procrastinator. The first thing is real easy. Whenever someone asks you to do something, just say you’ll get to it eventually. That way… I’ll finish this later.