I’m bored, so here’s a list of 25 things to do when you probably already read the title so I guess I don’t need to explain this. Unless reading titles is against your religion.

• Look away quickly.
• Nervously look around.
• Move your head without breaking eye contact.
• Wink.
• Do that finger curl thing that hot girls do to hot guys. You know the one.
• Rub your hands together, maniacally of course.
• Lick your lips.
• Unzip your pants.
• Do both.
• Scream bloody murder.
• Take a bite out of whatever you’re eating without breaking eye contact. (A hot dog would work best.)
• Say “target acquired” into your watch. Your phone would work, too.
• Stick your tongue out. That’s it. Just kind of stick it out.
• Sing a song.
• Sing a sexy song.
• Ask them to sing you a song.
• Slowly cross your eyes.
• Make a fist and then punch your other hand’s palm with said fist.
• Recite the declaration of independence.
• Start doing those weird hand things they do in Naruto.
• Read Fifty Shades of Grey to them… Ok, that’s probably a bad idea.
• Touch your chest. I don’t know why, and I don’t know which part of your chest. Wherever it would be creepiest.
• Scream “YOLO!” and physically assault them.
• Are these getting a little bit too… you know… creepy?
• And if you’re completely bat-crap crazy you could introduce yourself and have a pleasant conversation with them, who know, you might turn them into a friend.
• But go with the YOLO thing, it’s probably for the best.

Oh, and happy end of the world… I guess that happened today.