Swanky E3 2013 coverage

As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do!

My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as

“Nintendo, be gentle.”

Because that’s what’s happening right now.

You got games like.

Super Mario 3D World

Mario Kart 8

Poke mans X and the Y

Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Which is the best Zelda game. Now in HD)

Yoshi’s New Island

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

And most importantly

Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS

 

Nintendo stahp.

But seriously though. Nintendo does not put on a bad E3 presentation. You know, like Microsoft and the Xbox One price announcement.

LIIIIIIIIIINKKK

LINK PIC

And now the actual link to the actual video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzDsYEPkSc4

Yikes.

So basically, what we’ve got here is Nintendo ackin’ cray. And Microsoft being stupid. I mean, Microsoft did announce some cool stuff. Like Dead Rising 3, which totes appeals to this guy. Just click this and get that vidz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FjPhjh8oJU

I really couldn’t care less about Sony’s big press conference. All they did was show some Destiny gameplay. Which I shall put right here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcuQDryKsa4

So, that pretty much sums up all that E3 2013 had to offer my basement.

Also Watch Dogs. Or WATCH_DOGS. Which is ridiculous. But it’s their game, they can name it what they want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-D59xDl0Ho

 

So, there you go. I’m going to go back into my hole and play Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

REVIEW TIME IS NIGH!

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