As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do!
My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as
“Nintendo, be gentle.”
Because that’s what’s happening right now.
You got games like.
Super Mario 3D World
Mario Kart 8
Poke mans X and the Y
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Which is the best Zelda game. Now in HD)
Yoshi’s New Island
Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
And most importantly
Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS
Nintendo stahp.
But seriously though. Nintendo does not put on a bad E3 presentation. You know, like Microsoft and the Xbox One price announcement.
LIIIIIIIIIINKKK
And now the actual link to the actual video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzDsYEPkSc4
Yikes.
So basically, what we’ve got here is Nintendo ackin’ cray. And Microsoft being stupid. I mean, Microsoft did announce some cool stuff. Like Dead Rising 3, which totes appeals to this guy. Just click this and get that vidz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FjPhjh8oJU
I really couldn’t care less about Sony’s big press conference. All they did was show some Destiny gameplay. Which I shall put right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcuQDryKsa4
So, that pretty much sums up all that E3 2013 had to offer my basement.
Also Watch Dogs. Or WATCH_DOGS. Which is ridiculous. But it’s their game, they can name it what they want.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-D59xDl0Ho
So, there you go. I’m going to go back into my hole and play Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
REVIEW TIME IS NIGH!