Author Archives: Dale Reimer

About Dale Reimer

'94 Model.

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What is this?! Amateur hour?…

So I guess now might be a good time to admit that Bacon Strip Empire is a young group of hooligans who don’t have a hot clue what’s going on in “the industry”.

Oh… you knew that already? Well, that’s awkward. I guess that really destroys the purpose of this post.

Oh wait. It doesn’t. I just stopped by to let any of you who still check us out know that we haven’t fallen off the edge of the world, we’re just simply at a quiet point. Look out for the summer and next year, for we will all be united and one force for all that is good and crispy. Except I don’t like my bacon crispy, but whatever; no one’s counting… or something.

 

Wake n’ Bacon

As any good Baconite does on Sunday afternoon, I was surfing the web for bacon-related news when I came across the single greatest invention of my lifetime (exactly 172.396 times greater than the 3D HD Television). A bacon alarm clock. No, this is not just a bacon-shaped or painted alarm clock; this alarm clock wakes you with the smell of bacon.

See? It’s a pig!

Read the post at http://mattysallin.wordpress.com/2011/03/20/wake-n-bacon/

Hey there, it’s just Dale, checking in at the Empire. I totally came here to let you all in on my thoughts, and then I hit a brick wall. Not literally though. But I was just like, “meh. Life is life. I think I’m much to profound and cool to write anything entertaining for you.” And so I just left this post blank, for like at least 3 hours. Then I went and goofed off in front of my camera, while building a snowhill. And that was really lame and exhilerating at the same time. Continue reading