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Bacon Shaving Cream

So guess what.

Considering I’m currently speaking to a computer, I guess I’ll have to type it out.

Those beautiful people over at J&D Foods (Remember, Bacon Crazy!?) have created a bacon shaving cream. That’s right, shaving cream. One more reason to prove that bacon is the greatest substance on the planet.

Bacon Shaving Cream

Watch an informative video right over here.

Bacon Shortage?!

Holy moly.

This is old news, but this is not a good thing.

I find it sad that our economies around the world are finding it hard to stabilize the prices of our precious fuel here at BSE. Like really sad. We wouldn’t even be a thing if it wasn’t for this delicious commodity.

I find it even more sad that the news outlets are saying that this shortage is “unavoidable”. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to go stock up on bacon. Even if the bacon market doesn’t crash, it’s always a good idea to have a metric ton of bacon on hand in case of emergency.

Read the article for yourself right over here – Global Bacon Shortage ‘Unavoidable’

Minecraft

Minecraft RealityCheck it. It’s a project that’s been sitting on the back burner for months now. I’m finally getting around to editing this bad boy about mixing video games and reality into one mess of pixel-y goodness.

That’s right, it’s about Minecraft as a reality. You should all be looking forward to this little treat.

Bacon Crazy!

Over at J&D Foods there are some good people who say everything should taste like bacon.

I agree.

They make bacon salt, bacon lip balm (for those romantic moments), and numerous other bacon-flavored products.

So you should check them out. Seriously.

http://www.jdfoods.net/gocrazy/

Content Creator

HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!

Seriously, I hope that 2013 is your best year yet. (That was from the bottom of my bacon-filled heart)

From one [amateur] content creator to another, I thought I’d let you in on a little tip you’ve hopefully heard many times before: CREATE CONTENT. (And don’t make this some dumb ass New Year’s resolution. Make it your lifestyle.)

Yeah, pretty much. The world has too many people spouting Continue reading