{"id":883,"date":"2012-11-20T18:15:18","date_gmt":"2012-11-21T00:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=726"},"modified":"2012-11-20T18:15:18","modified_gmt":"2012-11-21T00:15:18","slug":"deep-pit-of-derp-ression","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/deep-pit-of-derp-ression\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Pit of Derp-ression"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SOUND THE BIRTHDAY NOISE-MAKERS!<\/p>\n<p>*awkward tweet noise*<\/p>\n<p>Just me? Alright, you ingrates. Get out.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So, it&#8217;s been a year, one full year of me being a dink and writing things about video games. See what I would have done, had you guys been cool or there had been more of you, is answer some questions about my life and about life in general, but I guess plans fall through. \u00a0(I&#8217;m blaming my lack of success on you, I just do my job, you should do yours.) Since neither of us got what we wanted today, I guess you&#8217;re just going to have to deal.<\/p>\n<p>Let me talk about Skyrim!<\/p>\n<p>The game that started it all.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I never wanted to start doing this. I just wanted to start doing this, and look what happened. I don&#8217;t have any moral obligations to live up to. I could just stop doing this, right now. This would be the last you ever heard of me. I could just disappear into the night like a ninja. I won&#8217;t, but I could. Oh yes I could.<\/p>\n<p>Skyrim? No one wants to hear me talk about that. No one wants to hear me talk anyways. What&#8217;s the point?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to go drink some alcohols until I get alcohols drunk&#8230; I don&#8217;t care if I&#8217;m under-age&#8230; ok yes i do dont hurt me mommy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOUND THE BIRTHDAY NOISE-MAKERS! *awkward tweet noise* Just me? Alright, you ingrates. Get out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}