{"id":805,"date":"2013-02-19T15:47:18","date_gmt":"2013-02-19T21:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=805"},"modified":"2013-02-19T15:47:18","modified_gmt":"2013-02-19T21:47:18","slug":"bacon-shortage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/bacon-shortage\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Shortage?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Holy moly.<\/p>\n

This is old news, but this is not a good thing.<\/p>\n

I find it sad that our economies around the world are finding it hard to stabilize the prices of our precious fuel here at BSE. Like really sad. We wouldn’t even be a thing if it wasn’t for this delicious commodity.<\/p>\n

I find it even more sad that the news outlets are saying that this shortage is “unavoidable”. I don’t know about you, but I’m going to go stock up on bacon. Even if the bacon market doesn’t crash, it’s always a good idea to have a metric ton of bacon on hand in case of emergency.<\/p>\n

Read the article for yourself right over here – Global Bacon Shortage ‘Unavoidable’<\/a>
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Holy moly. This is old news, but this is not a good thing. I find it sad that our economies around the world are finding it hard to stabilize the prices of our precious fuel here at BSE. Like really sad. We wouldn’t even be a thing if it wasn’t for this delicious commodity. I…<\/p>\n

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