{"id":575,"date":"2012-06-01T17:04:50","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T23:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=575"},"modified":"2013-07-17T08:19:07","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T14:19:07","slug":"phantastic-game-reviews-diablo-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/phantastic-game-reviews-diablo-iii\/","title":{"rendered":"[Ph!GR] Diablo III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[<em>The following is the first instalment in a series that Mico has created for all you wonderful people to enjoy, he calls it \u201cHow NOT to Write Episode 1: Neglect to play Diablo Three\u201d<\/em>]<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER REVIEW!!!!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>No I\u2019m not.<\/p>\n<p>Yes I am.<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, you\u2019re the boss. Well, today, I should probably think of some game to review, but that\u2019s too hard, so I\u2019ll just Google a game, read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia, and write about it. Ok, so, what have I never played? I haven\u2019t played Diablo 3 yet, so there\u2019s that.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s DO IT!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ok, what do we got here? Diablo III (as the fancy people call it) is a PC game, oh geez, One of <strong>those<\/strong> games. It\u2019s made by Blizzard, they also made World of Warcraft (this gets better and better) and you can do some crap in it. It`s a \u201cdungeon crawler\u201d, whatever that means. Lets just get this over with.<\/p>\n<p>So there\u2019s this old guy, who is adventuring with his niece, when this thing comes falling from the skies and then the old guy falls in the crater, that\u2019s it. That\u2019s all the plot I can give you.<\/p>\n<p>So, I hear that Diablo Three is actually a great game, but I can\u2019t be sure.<\/p>\n<p>You know what, I think if you actually care about Diablo 3 you\u2019d probably be playing it instead of reading this, there <strong>will<\/strong> be another review tomorrow, I can assure you of this, and I can\u2019t assure you as to what it is, because I have to write it or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>OUTRO OF KITTENZ!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/images.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-576\" title=\"images\" src=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/images.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"275\" height=\"183\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There, you get another Kitten. Happy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[The following is the first instalment in a series that Mico has created for all you wonderful people to enjoy, he calls it \u201cHow NOT to Write Episode 1: Neglect to play Diablo Three\u201d] I\u2019M GOING TO WRITE ANOTHER REVIEW!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,5],"tags":[523,522,524],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1124,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/1124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}