{"id":548,"date":"2012-05-05T09:01:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T15:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=548"},"modified":"2013-07-17T08:21:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T14:21:04","slug":"phantastic-game-reviews-super-smash-brosephs-brawl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/phantastic-game-reviews-super-smash-brosephs-brawl\/","title":{"rendered":"[Ph!GR] Super Smash Bros. Brawl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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*stumbles around looking for a game to review* Super Mario Galaxy! Wait. No. I did that. Super\u2026 that\u2019s what this is, it\u2019s Super, but what is Super? Super Smash Bros. Brawl. That\u2019s gotta be pretty super, it has super in the title, it\u2019s the first word.\u00a0 So, what can I say about this game? Pfft. It\u2019s got the Mario, it\u2019s got Link, it\u2019s got Sonic (Gawshdaggit!) but it also has some serious action, and that\u2019s the real selling point for the SSB franchise.<\/p>\n

So, if you don\u2019t know already SSBB is like this hyper crazy, hyper awesome fighting game, it\u2019s completely set apart from other fighters, because of how it plays. It\u2019s not two ripped guys standing in a 20 foot long room and they can only go back and forth, it doesn\u2019t have fatalities or Hadoukens, it just has fireballs and Mr. Saturns. It\u2019s just kind of great. Plus it\u2019s probably the best game for four guys that are just hanging out and having fun.<\/p>\n

The game actually adds a story type concept, which the first two games didn\u2019t really have. The story just involves Nintendo characters hitting a bunch of mindless slave called \u201cPrimids\u201d which are made up of these purple balls that come from the spaces! While there are some form of cut scenes, they do nothing except show you what character you\u2019ll be playing as, where you\u2019ll be and on the rare occasion what you\u2019ll be fighting. It also tells you that you\u2019re fighting this guy that has shurikens for arms and drops bombs that are activated by robots with emotions. \u00a0But that\u2019s pretty much all there is to the main story. The real fun in the game rests in the multiplayer option, which is best enjoyed with a full group of friends, or enemies. Either way you\u2019ll end up enemies near the end.\u00a0 If you\u2019re someone who\u2019s lonely this game has plenty of ways to keep you occupied.<\/p>\n

When Brawl first came out, people said that it was a bunch of balls and they had changed everything, but I disagree, I think that it was pretty rad. The End.<\/p>\n

Ok, it gets a perfect score or something, whatever, it\u2019s got Mario, and it\u2019s got Link and it\u2019s the only game out there where you can see Nintendo characters punching each other in the face.yay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,5],"tags":[523,522,524],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1167,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions\/1167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}