{"id":535,"date":"2012-05-08T21:23:57","date_gmt":"2012-05-09T03:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=535"},"modified":"2012-05-08T21:23:57","modified_gmt":"2012-05-09T03:23:57","slug":"chyeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/chyeah\/","title":{"rendered":"Chyeah."},"content":{"rendered":"

What is this?! Amateur hour?…<\/p>\n

So I guess now might be a good time to admit that Bacon Strip Empire is a young group of hooligans who don’t have a hot clue what’s going on in “the industry”.<\/p>\n

Oh… you knew that already? Well, that’s awkward. I guess that really destroys the purpose of this post.<\/p>\n

Oh wait. It doesn’t. I just stopped by to let any of you who still check us out know that we haven’t fallen off the edge of the world, we’re just simply at a quiet point. Look out for the summer and next year, for we will all be united and one force for all that is good and crispy. Except I don’t like my bacon crispy, but whatever; no one’s counting… or something.<\/p>\n

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What is this?! Amateur hour?… So I guess now might be a good time to admit that Bacon Strip Empire is a young group of hooligans who don’t have a hot clue what’s going on in “the industry”. Oh… you knew that already? Well, that’s awkward. I guess that really destroys the purpose of this…<\/p>\n

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