So here I am, typing on my computer at an unholy hour (4 PM) just for something to do.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t really have anything to say, I\u2019m just saying what I feel like saying, nothing really applies to anything. Does that even make sense? \u201cNothing applies to everything\u201d, I\u2019m pretty sure I just unlocked the secret key to the city of the universe. Think \u2018bout it, it\u2019s like some kind of Ghandi thing that I just came up with. I think people should follow me around and listen to my wise words of wisdom, and then I can form like a mega cult and get loads of ladies to birth my sons, and no one else in the cult could do anything without my say-so. It would be so cool. Have you guys ever learned anything about cults? They sound like really cool things to be in charge of, but not so much a member of. Like the leaders can take your wife if she got the nice lady features, then you have to do all the things they want you to. Really it\u2019s all about leading, like a bunch of lemurs\u2026 Lemmings.<\/p>\n
So anyways, I just picked up this TV remote, and I was about to watch something on the TV but I got my attention caught by some form of words that I was writing. Will I get to a point? No, these are just my ramblings. I really never have anything important to say, people always ignore me when I\u2019m doing really cool stuff like juggling flaming machetes while saving a bus full of elderly orphans. But when I do something stupid or socially unacceptable, like picking my nose or dropping flaming machetes on elderly orphans, everybody notices me. Like I just suddenly come off as the jerk wad that does really stupid stuff always. But I do some cool things too. I also do some mediocre stuff. I think I\u2019m done with my point here.<\/p>\n
So, I figure that writing like this is really effective, like I\u2019m just typing out my train of thought; you\u2019re reading all the words that are in my head.<\/p>\n
Banana.<\/p>\n
So I figure that someday I\u2019ll start like an advice column where girls named \u201cConfused\u201d and \u201cHopelessly In Love\u201d will come and email me about how their boyfriend is into some really creepy stuff like a cult where the leader takes all the ladies or some guy with a cute butt or whatever thinks that they\u2019re disgusting. My advice to all these unfortunately named females would be my name and number, cause surely they can\u2019t all be horrendously disfigured or have terrible personalities. And sometimes you just gotta show a girl you care, be that with a box of flowers or naming your character after her in Skyrim, chicks dig a man that has a level 30 High Elf mage named \u201cRachel\u201d, that\u2019s an example, you should replace that name with your girlfriends. \u00a0Are you reading this men? I am a veritable gold mine of cult worthy followmanshipness. \u00a0Seriously I am the man that men want to be and women want to be with, in a cult. We\u2019ll be called \u201cThe Mico Cult\u201d\u2026 Ok, so I\u2019m not really original with names, but hey, I gave it a shot.<\/p>\n
What else is new? Well I never really talked about anything new, so what else can I jabber on about?<\/p>\n
Whew, all this typing is leaving me rather winded, I would advise myself to consume a frothy beverage, but I\u2019m too tired. I\u2019m trying to break the record here for longest most pointless thing you\u2019ve probably ever seen, how am I doing here? I don\u2019t really have a reference point to go on, unless you\u2019ve seen like The Green Lantern or something, then I\u2019ll really have to step up my game. That movie wasn\u2019t as pointless as it was a terrible slog through space poop covered in Ryan Reynolds and his awesome acting, which is really brought together by the long space between him starting his day and getting the ring which is not what Frodo needs to defeat Sauron, but a ring that projects his thoughts, yeah, cause people seeing exactly what you\u2019re thinking with a green hue to it is just so super.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m just rambling on. How about you? You been reading any good books? I doubt it. You see any cool objects in your globe-trotting adventures? No? Shucks.<\/p>\n
Are you still reading this? I doubt it, I could just end right now and no one would care, I\u2019m gonna go ahead and just end in the middle of the next sentence. I really like bananas cause they\u2019re high in potassium. Ok, I didn\u2019t end it right there, but I\u2019m abo-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So here I am, typing on my computer at an unholy hour (4 PM) just for something to do. I don\u2019t really have anything to say, I\u2019m just saying what I feel like saying, nothing really applies to anything. Does that even make sense? \u201cNothing applies to everything\u201d, I\u2019m pretty sure I just unlocked the…<\/p>\n