{"id":407,"date":"2011-12-22T19:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T01:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/baconstripempire.wordpress.com\/?p=407"},"modified":"2011-12-22T19:25:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T01:25:45","slug":"procrastination","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/procrastination\/","title":{"rendered":"Procrastination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this? Did Tyrone finally post something on this fantastic website of delicious bacon? Well, the answer is yes. You see kids, as a professional slacker\/procrastinator it is my job to push things off until I finally can&#8217;t ignore the problem anymore. Coincidentally, that is what I want to talk to you all about right now. And it wasn&#8217;t a coincidence, just a really bad joke that is actually hilarious.\u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;ll give you some tasty pointers on how to take your procrastination skills to the next level. Just listen and follow these 5 steps and you too, could be a master procrastinator. The first thing is real easy. Whenever someone asks you to do something, just say you&#8217;ll get to it eventually. That way&#8230; I&#8217;ll finish this later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this? Did Tyrone finally post something on this fantastic website of delicious bacon? Well, the answer is yes. You see kids, as a professional slacker\/procrastinator it is my job to push things off until I finally can&#8217;t ignore the problem anymore. Coincidentally, that is what I want to talk to you all about right&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/procrastination\/\" title=\"Continue reading &lsquo;Procrastination&rsquo;\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}