{"id":1316,"date":"2014-05-30T19:56:17","date_gmt":"2014-05-31T01:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/?p=1316"},"modified":"2017-12-01T23:49:35","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T05:49:35","slug":"legends-of-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/legends-of-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"BSE: Legends of Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ohhhhhhhh snap. You are about to lose upwards of a lot of hours of your free time. Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>See, the ever-awesome Baconalen has once again been hard at work crafting the ultimate pixel-based, role-focused, bacon flavoured game for you to enjoy. And it is finally, finally ready for you to consume.<\/p>\n<p>We had a lot of set-backs on this one. Files were corrupted, tears were shed, installations were failed&#8230; (multiple times over the past few years)&#8230; yet we persevered. And now it is time for YOU to persevere.<\/p>\n<p>You must persevere against the forces of&#8230; something? You must travel on a journey through&#8230; places? You must upgrade your&#8230; items&#8230; and find the ultimate&#8230; thing?\u00a0<em>Who even knows what sort of crazy things await you?\u00a0<\/em><sup>1<\/sup>\u00a0It&#8217;s going to be awesome. <sup>2<\/sup><\/p>\n<p>CLICK THE LINK\u00a0AND DOWNLOAD IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/baconstripempire.itch.io\/legends-of-bacon\">Legends of Bacon<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/itch.io\/embed\/167040\" width=\"552\" height=\"167\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Minimum Requirements<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A WINDOWS computer that can display graphics on a screen that is at least several\u00a0pixels in dimension.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A handful of megabytes of extra room on your hard drive.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Your handy-dandy Questing Kit (this is still a requirement)<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<hr \/>\n<p><sup>1. Baconalen knows. He knows everything.<\/sup><br \/>\n<sup>2. Unregistered doctors guarantee that BSE: LoB will make your computer at least 20% more awesome.<\/sup><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ohhhhhhhh snap. You are about to lose upwards of a lot of hours of your free time. Sorry about that. See, the ever-awesome Baconalen has once again been hard at work crafting the ultimate pixel-based, role-focused, bacon flavoured game for you to enjoy. And it is finally, finally ready for you to consume. We had&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/legends-of-bacon\/\" title=\"Continue reading &lsquo;BSE: Legends of Bacon&rsquo;\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[34,523,590,632],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1316"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1436,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1316\/revisions\/1436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}