{"id":1267,"date":"2013-10-26T19:33:39","date_gmt":"2013-10-27T01:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2013-10-26T20:31:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-27T02:31:49","slug":"phantastic-game-reviews-pokemon-x-and-y","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/phantastic-game-reviews-pokemon-x-and-y\/","title":{"rendered":"[Ph!GR] Pokemon X and Y"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Pokemon-X-Y.gif\"><img class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1268\" alt=\"Pokemon X Y\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/NZLRsjG.gif\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>I\u2019m a guy who plays Pok\u00e9mon. You got a problem with that? Then I\u2019ve got a problem with you.<!--more--><\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo what exactly is Pok\u00e9mon?\u201d I hear you question. Naturally I respond with, \u201cWhat, you been livin\u2019 under a rock or sumthin\u2019? Come on, ya goof.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t mean to be so mean but my inner New Yorker comes out whenever someone talks about Pok\u00e9mon in a negative way.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m very defensive.<\/p>\n<p>So what possibly could be the story of poker mans x ray and why am I so dumb? It\u2019s pretty basic.<\/p>\n<p>You play as some noob who gets a pokedex and then you gotta go around town and catch \u2018em. Just catch \u2018em all up. Maybe there\u2019s something about some really fashionable man with excellent hair and good beard who wants to destroy the world and Pok\u00e9mon so people will stop abusing Pok\u00e9mon. WAT? If this man wasn\u2019t so gosh dang stylish I would question his mental stability. But I know better than to question the leader of the most fashionable team this side of fashion team, Team Flare. Yeah! I root for Team Flare. They are clearly the most stylish men and women of the Kalos Region.<\/p>\n<p>Also the Kalos Region is literally just France.<\/p>\n<p>srsly googl it u gui<\/p>\n<p>So what\u2019s so cool about Pok\u00e9mon X and Y? Lotsa stuff. First of all the battles are completely animated in 3D and there\u2019s also mega evolutions which do things.<\/p>\n<p>Look, if you cared about Pok\u00e9mon you\u2019d already have this game and if you\u2019re on the fence about it then you should make up your mind already.<\/p>\n<p>On a scale from something meaningless to something equally meaningless, Pok\u00e9mon X and Y versions get a thirteen out of squirrel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; I\u2019m a guy who plays Pok\u00e9mon. You got a problem with that? Then I\u2019ve got a problem with you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1267"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1273,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267\/revisions\/1273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}