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<\/a><\/b><\/p>\nIs the year of the Luigi on the Chinese zodiac?<\/b><\/p>\n
Mario and Luigi: Dream Team is the fourth game in the Mario and Luigi saga and the second one I\u2019ve actually played. Yeah, gonna be bringing you some extensive knowledge on the series. Yeah. Knowledge.<\/p>\n
How it goes is\u2026 Princess Peach is invited to (and I quote) \u201cPi\u2019illo Island\u201d to enjoy some serious relaxation (please make that an Olympic event Mr. Olympic) Having won the title of \u201cmiss popular, 1978\u201d Peach decides to bring all her friends, including Toadsworth, like a gajillion toads, Luigi and that other guy\u2026 What\u2019s his name? Frank? Yeah, I think it\u2019s Frank. Surprisingly, nothing bad happens to Peach until like maybe an hour into the game. But once something does, then Luigi and his useless brother, Frank have to go all over the Pi\u2019illo island, fighting monsters and jumping around and solving crimes and\u2026 sleeping?<\/p>\n
Oh, the title \u201cDream Team\u201d doesn\u2019t refer to them being a really good team that people dream about? It literally refers to dreaming\u2026 as a team? Yeah, okay.<\/p>\n
So, Luigi suffers from narcolepsy and must fall asleep every thirty minutes or so, lest. He. Die!<\/p>\n
Or maybe it\u2019s to solve the world\u2019s problems.<\/p>\n
Luigi\u2019s narcolepsy is the newest and biggest feature in Dream Team. It literally lends itself to half of the title. And Frank goes in those dreams and teams up with Dreamy Luigi, bringing the second half of the title to fruition.<\/p>\n
Basically, Pi\u2019illo Island (I feel like an idiot every time I have to say that.) was previously inhabited by adorable little sprites called (ugh) \u201cPi\u2019illo\u201d But sadly, the Pi\u2019illos have all decided to go and get themselves petrified into stone pillows. Now Luigi has to go around the place and rest his weary head on every stone pillow he sees. When he falls asleep in exactly 0.12 seconds, a big wibbly wobbly portal opens up above his head that Frank can jump into. Inside Luigi\u2019s inner mechanisms, the game takes on a sidescrolling gameplay style, which is completely pointless because combat is still turn-based (but completely different, I\u2019ll get to that.) Inside the dreams, your main goal is to smack a bunch of dream spheres with Frank\u2019s big, fat head then the spheres turn into Pi\u2019illos and they help you or something. While exploring the dream world, you can make Dreamy Luigi turn into \u201cLuiginary Works\u201d that can be operated with by twiddling Luigi\u2019s thumbs in the real world. That\u2019s the central gameplay idea. There\u2019s also another gameplay element that I only encountered seven hours in and it seemed really cool. But I won\u2019t tell you as my way of getting you interested.<\/p>\n
How\u2019s the combat? Oh it\u2019s fine. I think it\u2019s pretty good.<\/p>\n
In da real world, you control both brothers simultaneously (eh, eh? Look at me using big words.) Frank is controlled with the \u201cA\u201d button and, the far more attractive and cool brother, Luigi is controlled by the \u201cB\u201d button, you must control the brothers in tandem to survive. It\u2019s a little tricky to get used to, but it\u2019s actually super fun and engaging once you get the hang of it. In the dream world you only control Frank directly. Luigi is still present to help out but in a completely different way.\u00a0 Dreamy Luigi (as he\u2019s called in his subconscious state) basically gets absorbed into Frank, then Franks attacks have the added benefit of large areas, thanks to Luiginoids. AND NOW I SHALL EXPLAIN LUIGINOIDS.<\/p>\n
Luigi turns himself into a bunch of smaller Luigi\u2019s that Frank can exploit (I use the word \u201cexploit\u201d because that\u2019s the kind of guy Frank is.)<\/p>\n
That\u2019s the end of my explanation.<\/p>\n
You know, the game is actually really fun. It\u2019s held my interest a lot more than it should. But alas, there is a griping flaw that I really hate and it\u2019s only a little thing but it gets really annoying after a while. When you\u2019re exploring the real world, A and B make both the brothers jump, but you also need to use the hammer to solve certain puzzles. Yeah okay, the 3DS has Y and X buttons, surely I could use those. Ummm nope. They make the brothers jump, too. You have to switch to your hammers with the R button and then use the hammers with the A and B or X and Y. It doesn\u2019t sound like much but I can\u2019t tell you how many times I\u2019ve accidentally swung my hammer when I meant to jump across a gap over a very long fall to my demise. I honestly think Nintendo had a collective retardation spasm when they were designing the hammer control allocations. What\u2019s with Nintendo and making control decisions that make me want to snap my 3DS in half and throw it at a Nintendo employee and demand they make better control schemes?<\/p>\n
Aside from that complete crap burger. The game is good.<\/p>\n
On a scale from a dreamy hunk to a teaming skunk. Frank and Luigi: Dream Team gets a completely asinine hammer-jump-switch-method.<\/p>\n
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Wait. His name\u2019s Mario? Why didn\u2019t you tell me sooner? No, I\u2019m not going to redact the review, I already sent out three hundred copies. Just leave it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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