{"id":1228,"date":"2013-07-27T17:05:26","date_gmt":"2013-07-27T23:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/?p=1228"},"modified":"2013-08-11T22:41:32","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T04:41:32","slug":"phantastic-game-reviews-the-last-of-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/phantastic-game-reviews-the-last-of-us\/","title":{"rendered":"[Ph!GR] The Last of Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/The-Last-of-Us.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1229\" alt=\"The Last of Us\" src=\"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/The-Last-of-Us.jpg\" width=\"284\" height=\"177\" \/><\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>The last of us? More like the last of them\u2026 That\u2019s a terrible joke. Can I try again?<!--more--><\/b><\/p>\n<p>I haven\u2019t played The Last of Us cause I don\u2019t have a PS3. But I\u2019m going to review it anyways, because it\u2019s a super popular game and everyone loves it so much.<\/p>\n<p>So let\u2019s see what I can gather of the story from what I\u2019ve seen. You play as some guy named Joe\u2026 Joel? Joel. And Joel has a beard. That\u2019s really all you need to know about him. I guess also maybe he\u2019s a gun smuggler and sometimes he smuggles teenage girls\u2026 That sounds so wrong. For some reason Joel has to escort a girl named \u201cEllie\u201d across the Americaland and then he wins.<\/p>\n<p>So, you know. There\u2019s some stuff.<\/p>\n<p>On a scale from one thing to another thing, The Fast of Pus gets a score.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>What? I\u2019ve never played it. What do you want from me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last of us? More like the last of them\u2026 That\u2019s a terrible joke. Can I try again?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[530,525,526,531],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1228"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1240,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228\/revisions\/1240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}