{"id":1055,"date":"2013-06-11T15:55:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-11T21:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2013-06-13T20:30:07","modified_gmt":"2013-06-14T02:30:07","slug":"swanky-e3-2013-coverage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/reimer.haus\/bse\/swanky-e3-2013-coverage\/","title":{"rendered":"Swanky E3 2013 coverage"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do!<\/p>\n

My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as<\/p>\n

\u201cNintendo, be gentle.\u201d<\/p>\n

Because that\u2019s what\u2019s happening right now.<\/p>\n

You got games like.<\/p>\n

Super Mario 3D World<\/p>\n

Mario Kart 8<\/p>\n

Poke mans X and the Y<\/p>\n

Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze<\/p>\n

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD (Which is the best Zelda game. Now in HD)<\/p>\n

Yoshi\u2019s New Island<\/p>\n

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds<\/p>\n

And most importantly<\/p>\n

Super Smash Bros. Wii U and 3DS<\/p>\n

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Nintendo stahp.<\/p>\n

But seriously though. Nintendo does not put on a bad E3 presentation. You know, like Microsoft and the Xbox One price announcement.<\/p>\n

LIIIIIIIIIINKKK<\/p>\n

\"LINK<\/a><\/p>\n

And now the actual link to the actual video.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PzDsYEPkSc4<\/a><\/p>\n

Yikes.<\/p>\n

So basically, what we\u2019ve got here is Nintendo ackin\u2019 cray. And Microsoft being stupid. I mean, Microsoft did announce some cool stuff. Like Dead Rising 3, which totes appeals to this guy. Just click this and get that vidz.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=3FjPhjh8oJU<\/a><\/p>\n

I really couldn\u2019t care less about Sony\u2019s big press conference. All they did was show some Destiny gameplay. Which I shall put right here.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JcuQDryKsa4<\/a><\/p>\n

So, that pretty much sums up all that E3 2013 had to offer my basement.<\/p>\n

Also Watch Dogs. Or WATCH_DOGS. Which is ridiculous. But it\u2019s their game, they can name it what they want.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=e-D59xDl0Ho<\/a><\/p>\n

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So, there you go. I\u2019m going to go back into my hole and play Animal Crossing: New Leaf.<\/p>\n

REVIEW TIME IS NIGH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As I sit in my basement, eating a Dilly Bar. I look upon the wide world of the internet and see what I must do. I must cover E3 2013 without ever having been present! YES! That is what I shall do! My E3 coverage can basically be summed up as \u201cNintendo, be gentle.\u201d Because…<\/p>\n

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